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15

Sep

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Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

10

Sep

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

09

Sep

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

OH MY GOD

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

OH MY GOD

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cantsleepaloneatnight:

mustbetheshroomsbro:

adorable-lesbians:

adorable-lesbians:

cantsleepaloneatnight:

Our little love story.

❤️ Words can’t describe how much she means to me.

I didn’t go through all of these emotions within a week for 15 notes! 😤

I have watched this so many times. Cries.

There’s something in my eye 😢

My heart just broke

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ayesurfsup:

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

Me

"Mildly"

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