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19

Aug

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

Doin fine

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

Can we just be excited that a regional reports manager has a tumblr?!

(Source: sofiajonze)

17

Aug

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

Next pick up line? I think so!

(Source: toukos)

heavenlyinked:

Heavenly Inked

sebadasstian-stan:

[x]

Awwwww cat puppies!!!!

we-are-lemons:

Welcome to college

we-are-lemons:

Welcome to college

badmooonrising:

prismatic-bell:

stalkingdeerwithhats:

okay but imagine at Fred’s funeral George and Mrs. Weasley are standing together by his coffin

and George is trying so hard not to cry

and in a last-ditch attempt to cope with it in the only way he knows how, using humor, he turns to Mrs. Weasley and says, “you’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum”

and then he just breaks down sobbing

NOPE

FUCK YOU

NOPING RIGHT ON OUTTA THIS POST

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You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms.

fitzsimmonsinthetardis:

thats-oddly-romantic:

pastel-gizibe:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

I WAS KILLED BY CATERPILLARS??!??!?!

I was killed by butterflies….

I puked to death

I died alone

16

Aug

Anonymous said: Your really cute for a lesbian

ap0calypses:

yeah but all lesbians are cute that’s why we want to fuck one another